meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade
❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤
NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Can you not?
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write