Randomness at its best!!

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

Person: It's just a TV show.
Me: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING TV SHOW.

gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

Soraru & Lon - Love Is An Open Door
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highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

trebled-negrita-princess:

theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.